I write stuff. As a freelance writer I’ve had feature articles published in many major publications. I wrote a book that received glowing reviews. I’ve been a copywriter for over eight years for a broad range of industries. I’ve written digital, SEO content for clients with audiences of over 10 million. I wrote my name in wet concrete when I was nine and was reprimanded by the Greek lady on the corner whose chin mole had two black hairs sprouting out of it.